Reader Comment: Bizarro World

JOHN WESTER

I understand that they are planning to do a couple more episodes of Seinfeld in the future.

I was hoping to get a hold of Jerry and see if he is doing one on Bizzaroo World.  I was hoping he would come to Vero Beach.  In it he could feature the following:
 
We are selling our electric company that we were told would net us between $150,000,000 and $90,000,000 for $117,000,000 approximately.  Only in Bizzaroo World do you net more than you are sell something for.
 
Then to increase  the sales price we limit our selling market to one buyer.  That I believe only works really well in Bizzaroo University course on The Art of the Deal 101.
 
Then we negotiate a sale price not having any idea how much we owe, so instead of finding out what we owe before we sell something, we find out that we can not afford to sell it.  That is definitely Business 101 at Bizaroo University.
 
Then we go and spend $1,500.000 on attorneys to negotiate a deal and contracts when we know that we can not get out of,  and we do not even know if we can afford to pay the amount our lien holders demand.  That I believe is taught in Contract Law 101 in Bizzaroo University.
 
And lastly when one of the councilors tries to contact some of the negotiating parties that holds our $100,000,000
hostage he is whipped by a local newspaper who reportedly knows what he is saying on phone calls that they have not heard.  Do we not understand that in Bizaroo World city councilors do NOT look out for the people who elected him, he is there to look out for the interests of billion dollar corporations.  
 
PS:  Oh yes only in BIzzaroo World after you agree upon selling  something and they find out all the above 4 years later do the buyers ask the seller to pay more to cover their mistakes.  Hey they thought the last episode of Seinfeld got good ratings what do you think this will get.

2 comments

  1. I heard that the Professors of Baloney do not like to hear from students like you at Bizzaroo University. By the way, did you know that the mascot at Bizzaroo U is a Kangaroo?

  2. Nobody would believe this but it would make a terrific tale……kind of an “out of the quagmire and into the quicksand” kind of story. Thank you for showing it for what it has become.

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