Top “news” briefs of the day

Electoral College to meet today and join 81 million voters in confirming Joseph Biden as the 46th president of the US.

Pfizer COVID-19 vaccine begins delivery to all 50 states as deaths from the virus surpass 300,000. Healthcare workers and retirement home residents among the first to receive it. COVID deniers will receive Sudafed.

Black Lives Matter finally joining white lives matter, police lives matter and all other lives that matter.

Good news: Russian hackers did not influence US election; Bad news: They did gain access to U.S. Treasury and Commerce departments when we were looking elsewhere.

Cleveland Indians finally change team name after 105 years. Rumor is they will now be known as the Buffalo Indians.

John Le Carré, legendary spy and author (Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy) has died at age 89. His coffin will be adorned with a Smiley face.

UK and EU continue Brexit talks in spite of latest deadline, more deadlines likely to come.

Internet Christmas shopping saves lives but kills malls; Bezos now largest component of US GDP.

One comment

  1. Today’s work of journalism was a masterpiece! 5 bells for you! keep up the satire, I laughed myself into a-fib.

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